Things to do in the bathroom stall:
- Cheer and clap loudly every time someone breaks the silence with a body function noise.
- Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds, then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place.
- Sing "Who Let the Dogs Out?". Real loud.
- Flush the toilet and make drowning noises.
Yo mama is so poor she waves an popsickle around in the air and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama is so short she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.
Yo mama is so old she owes Moses a dollar.
