Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Jokes

by Brittany Fitzgerald

Things to do in the bathroom stall:

  • Cheer and clap loudly every time someone breaks the silence with a body function noise.
  • Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds, then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place.
  • Sing "Who Let the Dogs Out?". Real loud.
  • Flush the toilet and make drowning noises.

Yo mama is so poor she waves an popsickle around in the air and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama is so short she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.

Yo mama is so old she owes Moses a dollar.

5 comments:

Unknown said...

OOOOOOO Brittany grunt real loud and drop a cantaloupe in the toilet made me LOL.







jacob barrera

Anonymous said...

haha.
=DD
Wow.
that was to funny.
U should do this for a living!!

=DDD

SAM=] said...

Brittany I love your jokes! That's a good idea for the bathroom too! lol I liked the joke about the Popsicle and air conditioning. That's gooood

Baked cookies said...

lol, bathroom jokes are dirty:), me and my cousin did some stuff like that in an ihop bathroom once:) good article

Patrick Clark said...

Yeah that last comment from baked cookies was me, i didnt think that ur username would have like been the name that is shows so yeah, i made a new one though with my name so yeah.




Patrick Clark